I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
How do you find an all time low fan you ask? I’ll show you.
I GOT UER PICTURW IM COING WITH YOU DAER MARIA COUNT IN
I would read the hell of that novel.
You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel
You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel
You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy
this is not the man I hoped to be and I’m just trying to stop the bleeding
I don’t know how to word it, I just started to deserve it
(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
Strangulation: Surprise neck hugs
Stabbing: Chest-based metal contribution
Beating to death: All-over fist bumps
Death by chainsaw: Cosmetic torso re-arrangements
Drowning: Extreme baths
Burning alive: Emergency heat increases
Shooting: 9mm face presents
Cannibalism: Anatomical appropriation
Skinning: ultra-close shaving
Decapitation: long-term height adjustment
@jessbowen: Things are changing. One thing I’m really gonna miss is this little guy and his kisses 😣
The skeleton war was not kind
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
Bless u ^ humanity still exists.
Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books